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		<title>I&#8217;m a Superior Asshole</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an asshole! A nice one. I&#8217;ll be polite and smiling the whole time I have you bent over. I don&#8217;t intend to be one; it&#8217;s just the way I am (I guess). I have a superiority complex. If I am talking about something; I know more about it than you (I am a genius, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1922084&amp;post=12&amp;subd=hammerthealmighty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Patrick&#8217;s Birthday Outing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[November 1st was my best friends birthday. He worked all day, came home to an empty house, cooked himself dinner and was in bed by 9:30pm. Is that any way to celebrate a birthday? Fast forward to Monday night. Patrick is off on Tuesday so its time to party! The evening begins with watching a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1922084&amp;post=11&amp;subd=hammerthealmighty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Am A Blogger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sober Enemies; Drunken Buddies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>More Lies, That I Have Told My Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I take very good care of my wife, when we are together. When I am out alone or hanging with some of my friends; I take care of myself. Her knowledge of what I do on these outings is on a need to know basis. What she needs to know about; I tell her. The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1922084&amp;post=8&amp;subd=hammerthealmighty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Lies I&#8217;ve Told My Wife</title>
		<link>http://hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com/2007/10/27/ten-lies-ive-told-my-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 17:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;ve been with the same woman for over 22 years, like me; there have been times when you have lied to her. I submit to you ten lies I have told my wife and the truth behind them. Number ten: &#8220;Honest honey, that&#8217;s the way my family greets all of our Arkansas cousins.&#8221; She [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1922084&amp;post=7&amp;subd=hammerthealmighty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Profile of My Blog Stalkers</title>
		<link>http://hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/profile-of-my-blog-stalkers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On some of the other sites I post to, I have groupies: People who can&#8217;t wait for me to write something new for them (there are some waiting to see this post here). Amongst that group of loyal readers are the blog stalkers. Most fall in love with my words. Some fall for the bad [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1922084&amp;post=6&amp;subd=hammerthealmighty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Eating Alta Fern</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:03:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To tell you the truth; after Tam and I were married my mother-in-law, Alta, rarely cooked. But, when we were dating I ate her cooking. Oh, God! *hacking&#8230;..choking* I ate her cooking! Maybe it&#8217;s best to start from the beginning. I was born a poor black child&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. (well, maybe not that far back). My wife [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hammerthealmighty.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1922084&amp;post=5&amp;subd=hammerthealmighty&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Death Becomes Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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